Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for miracle cures. How can I filter all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- I'm reporting your company to the authorities.
Make This Spam Stop You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails
You believe you're so smart, click here sending out your garbage to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.